Ok, maybe hate is too strong a word but here are 15 things that really irk me about hotels. Don’t get me wrong. I love hotels and would probably stay in them all the time if I could but there are certain basics that I wish every hotel would take into account.
- No Wi-fi or expensive/slow Wi-fi
It’s 2017 – for heaven’s sake . All hotels should offer complimentary wi-fi and it should be fast unless the place specifically markets itself as a place where you are disconnected from technology in which case you can have an electronics detox.
- Not enough electrical sockets
This is the electronics age. Everyone has multiple devices that need to be charged – in my case, we need enough sockets for a family of four. My husband and I carry multiple devices and my kids have their own devices too. And we’re always short of electric sockets. Every hotel room should have sufficient sockets in convenient locations. No climbing under beds or moving furniture to look for them. The more modern hotels have USB charge ports. Some of those are great too.
Unfriendly staff and those who don’t know how to smile
There are just too many of these people around – in hotels. Friendly staff can make or break your stay – no matter how luxurious the hotel is. It can be quite deflating to be welcomed at a hotel you’ve been looking forward to – by a surly face. My view is – If you don’t know how to smile or be friendly you shouldn’t be working in the hospitality industry.
- Early breakfast that ends at 9am
Yes , some hotels have this. You’re on holiday – why on earth would you want to wake up so early? Personally, when I’m on holiday, I personally prefer to have a later breakfast, skip lunch and have an earlier supper.
- Early check out and/or late check in
I’ve been to hotels that only allow check-in from 4pm and require you to check out by 10am. How much time do you end up spending there then and how much time do they need to clean the room? You end up feeling like you’ve been shortchanged – especially on a one-night stay.
I hate it when towels are placed on a rail over the toilet. I just imagine all the germs from the toilet being splashed all over the clean towels. When I walk into a bathroom and I see this, the first thing I do is take all the extra towels into the bedroom and place them in the wardrobe.
- Still on bathrooms…
It irks me when there are no hooks or hanging space in the bathroom. I need a place to hang my toweling gown in the bathroom.
- No blackout curtains
I don’t want to be woken up at the crack of dawn by light streaming into my room or be kept up till late at night by city lights.
- Centrally controlled temperature
I often feel cold in hotel rooms and have to bundle on the layers – because the temperature is centrally controlled. One person’s idea of a comfortable temperature is not the same as another. Even my husband and I disagree on a comfortable temperature. I like to be in charge of my room temperature.
- Beverage facilities
Hotels in some countries have these while others don’t . But if you have coffee facilities, please don’t give me coffee creamers. I want real milk in my coffee.
- Windows into the bathroom from the bedroom
Whoever thinks its romantic to watch your partner in the toilet, is out of touch with reality. Every hotel room should have a private place to retreat to—especially when it comes to doing your business! If you must have a window, at least give guests the option of closing it with blinds.
- No water or expensive water
In countries where you can’t drink the tap water – which is in most of the world besides South Africa – there should be a bottle or two of complimentary drinking water. It doesn’t cost the hotel much.
- Insufficient storage space
I don’t like living out of a suitcase. I want to be able to unpack my clothes, pack my suitcase in a corner and feel like I’m in a home away from home. Give me enough storage space to do this.
- Small safes
I often carry my laptop with me and my husband usually carries his too. We don’t want to be exploring strange cities while carrying our laptops. The safe needs to be big enough to hold the laptop.
- This one is specific to luxury hotels…
Plush toweling gowns, comfortable slippers, welcome drinks, reading material (magazines) and turndown are a must. If I don’t get any of these, I feel shortchanged.
Do any of these bother you too? If not, what irritates you about hotels? Let me know in the comments below. #FirstWorldProblems